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Tuesday, October 6, 2009

T. Rex Skeleton Put Up For Auction At Casino

A nearly complete skeleton of a Tyrannosaurus rex found in South Dakota was put up for auction at the Venetian casino in Las Vegas last weekend. What do you think?

Old Man

Sampson Mooney,
Die-Maker Apprentice
"What if you just want a couple of bones, for soup?"

Young Woman

Tara Czukay,
Tour Agent
"I think I'll just keep playing the slots until I win one."

Asian Man

Joseph Schmidt,
Galvanizer
"And to think, just 65 million years ago, that majestic animal likely had some dignity.”

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