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American Voices

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Teens Don't Tweet

A survey by Nielsen found that only 16 percent of Twitter users were under 25. What do you think?

Young Woman

Theresa Siegfried,
Desk Clerk
"Isn't that the same percentage of teens who would respond to a Nielsen survey?"

Black Man

Jody Phillips,
Systems Analyst
"It's nice to know that my incisive musings and humorous takes on waiting in lines, reality TV, and my cat's behavior are reaching the mature and sophisticated audience they were intended for."

Young Man

Marshall Christensen,
Marketing Consultant
"That's because teens today are too busy sexting! I saw it on the news."

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