Teens Ignore Mobile-Phone Laws
A new study from the insurance industry indicates that teens do not follow cell-phone laws while driving. What do you think?
Perry Templeton,
Systems Analyst
"My beautiful laws! Ooh, those pesky teenagers."
Quinn DuMonde,
Building Contractor
"Not my child. My child is perfect."
Jonah Gerdes,
Play Therapist
"The more technology these kids have, the more entitled they act. When my mom used to tell me I was spending too much time on the upstairs extension, I'd just call her a bitch."
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