The Onion

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Televangelist Jerry Falwell Dead

Moral Majority founder Jerry Falwell died yesterday after being found unconscious in his office. What do you think?

Young Woman

Cathy Breger,
Systems Analyst
"It'll be interesting to see how Jerry Falwell is able to blame the ACLU for this."

Asian Man

Ron Boyd,
Veterinarian
"Does this mean my Liberty University online class is cancelled today?"

Young Man

Carl Furman,
Phlebotomist
"He was committed to preaching God's Word and for that he's earned his reward in heaven…unless, of course, he was completely wrong about everything."

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