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American Voices

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Texas Governor's Mansion Burned

A fire that severely damaged the Texas governor's mansion was intentionally set. What do you think?

Old Man

Bob Runciter,
Rancher
"I hope they git the person who done it."

Young Woman

Maureen Faine,
Flight Attendant
"What single person could have had the motive to do this?"

Asian Man

Joe Chip,
Lifeguard
"Hey man, it's Texas. They like their hats big, their cars big, and their arson high-profile."

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