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American Voices

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Texas UFO Identified

An object that streaked dramatically across the Texas sky earlier this week was identified by the FAA as a meteor, not, as many had speculated, debris from a satellite collision. What do you think?

Asian Man

Kim Richter,
Customer Service Representative
"I saw that! I made a wish on it that I would be interviewed by a newspaper I'd never heard of!"

Old Woman

Kelly Zeroth,
Accountant
"Just in case, they should have teams across Texas yee-hawing and firing wildly into the air in around-the-clock shifts."

Old Man

John Smith,
Earth Human
"Yes. Meteor. Of course that is what it can be, please. My name? John...Smith. I live in Earth."

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