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American Voices

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Thanksgiving Today

While the rest of the world goes about its business, the United States will celebrate its traditional day of thanks today. What do you think?

Asian Man

Jason Woods,
Locksmith
"Stupid Thanksgiving. I wish I could go to work."

Old Man

Bill Foad,
Unemployed
"That reminds me: I have to put my ashtray/gravy boat in the dishwasher."

Old Woman

Liz Munro,
Party Planner
"Thanksgiving is my least favorite holiday next to National Give Your Mom a Candle Day. Wait, that's not a real holiday? I knew it, Mom!"

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