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American Voices

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

The 49 States Of America?

A secession movement has been gaining traction in the state of Vermont. What do you think?

Young Woman

Livia Hawkins,
Systems Analyst
"I have to say, the thought of having a foreign country so close to American soil makes me very, very nervous."

Black Man

Kurt Isaacs,
Apartment Maintenance
"There's only one way to stop this seditious maneuver, and that's for Subaru to refuse to sell Vermonters any more station wagons."

Young Man

Walt Boelter,
Mailcarrier
"Hey Vermont, remember what happened the last time someone seceded? The army marched through their states and burned everything to the ground. And the South wasn't high all the time."

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