The Onion

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

The Child Labor Gap

Clothing retailer The Gap Inc. was forced to disavow a factory in India that was revealed to have been employing young children to make Gap clothing under horrible conditions. What do you think?

Black Man

Thomas Gevedon,
Caretaker
"By horrible conditions you just mean 'in India,' correct?"

Young Woman

Lucy Guilfoyle,
Plumber's Assistant
"I'm sure they didn't take into account the generous product discount these children are getting."

Old Man

Lucas Mullan,
Secretary
"I'm shocked. I was under the impression that all Gap clothes were made by child labor."

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