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American Voices

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Toyota Expected To Recall Prius

Following last month's costly recall of 8.1 million vehicles due to an acceleration problem, Toyota has announced a recall of its latest hybrid Prius model because of a braking problem. What do you think?

Old Man

Stu Downie,
Professional Organizer
"But I already got mine painted with the number of my organizing business!"

Young Woman

Pam Brown,
Tour Guide
"Toyota should combine the Prius' faulty brakes and the Camry's busted accelerators to create the Camrius: the most fuel-efficient death trap in automotive history."

Asian Man

Matt Frantz,
Unemployed
"Are we sure it's not because the pussies who drive them just aren't hitting the brakes hard enough?"

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