The Onion

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Travelocity Fined For Cuba Trips

Internet travel site Travelocity was fined $182,750 for booking trips to Cuba in violation of a 45-year-old embargo. What do you think?

Young Man

Mickey Garvey,
Train Conductor
"Doesn't the Treasury Department know you can get much better fares to enemy nations on Priceline?"

Young Woman

Molly Vicks,
Optometrist
"As long as we're on the subject, should we just go ahead and fine them for booking trips to Topeka? I have never visited a hotter, more boring city than Topeka, Kansas."

Asian Man

Damien Prow,
Farm Laborer
"I was one of the people who booked a trip and even if I have to pay the whole fine, it's still cheaper than having my surgery done in the States."

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