The Onion

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Trent Lott Resigns

Trent Lott, the second-ranking Republican in the Senate, announced that he would be leaving office at the end of the year. What do you think?

Old Woman

Angel McCaskey,
Book Seller
"See, you don't have to wait for a public disgrace before quitting. You can do it two, or even three weeks before."

Old Man

Phil Windstrup,
Systems Analyst
"With Lott's announcement and Dog the Bounty Hunter's cancellation, white supremacy really took one on the chin this month."

Young Man

Kevin Potter,
Craftsman
"This is a great loss for our country, but a huge gain for the principle of decency."

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