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American Voices

Thursday, January 11, 2007

U.S. Bombs Somalia

The U.S. has initiated a series of attacks in southern Somalia aimed at suspected members of al Qaeda. What do you think?

Asian Man

Jeff Andrews,
Bodyguard
"Why would the army shoot people who are living in Somalia? That just seems redundant."

Old Man

Omar Turner,
Courier
"As an American citizen, I would just like to thank the civilian casualties for their wholly involuntary sacrifice."

Old Woman

Gerri Trudell,
Nurse
"That's a little much, don't you think? I mean, al Qaeda hasn't done anything to us in over five years."

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