U.S. Briefly On Canadian Torture List
Late last week, Canada placed the United States on an official list of countries that practice torture before removing it on Saturday. What do you think?
Tony Bramah,
Systems Analyst
"We need to find out whoever did this, strap them to a board, and dump gallons upon gallons of water on them until they agree to take us off that list.”
Lacey Baines,
Youth Pastor
"Why is Canada in charge of the official torturers list?"
Dave Burns,
Crab Fisherman
"I'm not sure why this is a problem. Were we at the bottom or the list or something?"
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