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American Voices

Monday, January 21, 2008

U.S. Briefly On Canadian Torture List

Late last week, Canada placed the United States on an official list of countries that practice torture before removing it on Saturday. What do you think?

Young Man

Tony Bramah,
Systems Analyst
"We need to find out whoever did this, strap them to a board, and dump gallons upon gallons of water on them until they agree to take us off that list.”

Old Woman

Lacey Baines,
Youth Pastor
"Why is Canada in charge of the official torturers list?"

Old Man

Dave Burns,
Crab Fisherman
"I'm not sure why this is a problem. Were we at the bottom or the list or something?"

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