U.S. Deserters Not Safe in Canada

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Canada, long considered a safe haven for deserters from the United States armed forces, have been toughening their stance against Americans seeking not to serve. What do you think?

Scott Diego,
Fireman
"I don't understand what the problem is for Canada. American deserters are the best in the world."

Alex Nathan,
Meteorologist
"Oh, come on. At least let them stay for rest of the Toronto Jazz Festival."

Heather Kwilos,
Phone Saleswoman
"What? I thought we had a deal: Canada accepts our military deserters and we make a celebrity out of Alan Thicke."