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Thursday, July 24, 2008

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U.S. Deserters Not Safe in Canada

Canada, long considered a safe haven for deserters from the United States armed forces, have been toughening their stance against Americans seeking not to serve. What do you think?

Asian Man

Scott Diego,
Fireman
"I don't understand what the problem is for Canada. American deserters are the best in the world."

Old Man

Alex Nathan,
Meteorologist
"Oh, come on. At least let them stay for rest of the Toronto Jazz Festival."

Old Woman

Heather Kwilos,
Phone Saleswoman
"What? I thought we had a deal: Canada accepts our military deserters and we make a celebrity out of Alan Thicke."

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