The Onion

Thursday, June 21, 2007

U.S. Lifts Embargo Against Palestine

The United States lifted sanctions against Palestine, and will resume sending aid to the country. What do you think?

Asian Man

Barry Dudley,
Carpet Cleaner
"This will certainly anger and/or please Hamas and/or Fatah and inspire violence and/or peace in the region."

Young Man

Steven Jeczalik,
Paper Stacker
"Next, the U.S. should resume sending aid to our public schools, because a lot of people have no idea where or what Palestine is."

Old Woman

Ann Langan,
Greens Tender
"Was I not supposed to be sending money to Palestine this whole time? Whoops. My mistake."

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