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American Voices

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

U.S. Loses 4,000 Jobs

The U.S. economy lost 4,000 jobs last month—the largest drop in four years—raising fears of a recession. What do you think?

Young Woman

Alma Peters,
Pollster
"So what? A recession just means people will start drinking off-brand soda. Doesn't matter to me as long as I still get five cents a can."

Young Man

Dale Landmark,
Ice Cream Truck Driver
"Good. Working sucks!"

Black Man

Ivan Paymer,
Systems Analyst
"This can all be remedied through interest rates. How it's done and to what extent I haven't a clue, but interest rates are the key."

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