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American Voices

Monday, September 29, 2008

U.S., Pakistan Exchange Fire

Troops from the United States exchanged gunfire with our ally Pakistan on the Afghan-Pakistani border. What do you think?

Young Man

Darrel Pearlman,
Systems Analyst
"Brief cross-border firefights are just the Army's way of razzing its friends. It's the military equivalent of a noogie."

Old Woman

Syd Burrell,
Gallery Dealer
"We can relieve tensions with Pakistan by firing some missiles into Israel. Pakistan will like it and Israel will probably be too flummoxed to even respond."

Old Man

Damon Rawls,
Dog Breeder
''If we keep pulling this kind of stunt, pretty soon we might not be very well liked over there.''

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