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American Voices

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

U.S. Ready For North Korean Missile

Following the testing of a missile defense system, the Senate Armed Services Committee was told that there is a "high probability" that they could intercept a North Korean missile. What do you think?

Old Man

Eddie Kerr,
Customs Agent
“Oh! Oh! If we intercept it, can we keep it?”

Young Woman

Megan Carpio,
Case Manager
“Wouldn’t it just be easier for the Japanese mainland to intercept the missile?”

Asian Man

Nick Sanford,
Bricklayer
"Wait, the U.S. actually has a working missile defense system? Oh, I keep forgetting we now live in that alternate universe with that black president."

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