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Thursday, November 29, 2007

U.S. Researchers Clone Monkeys

Using skin cells, scientists at the Oregon National Primate Research Center have cloned rhesus macaque monkeys and harvested stem cells. What do you think?

Asian Man

Keith Spicolli,
Teacher
"Before we get all excited, let's remember—cloning is a long and difficult process that will only be available to the wealthiest monkeys."

Young Man

Martin Nyman,
Financial Planner
"I'd better hold my praise until some opinionated monk calls himself a bioethicist and weighs in."

Young Woman

Leona Frye,
Cook
"Oh great. Now this box full of rare monkeys I've got is worthless."

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