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American Voices

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Unlicensed Plumber and Tax-Evader Endorses McCain

Samuel J. Wurzelbacher, better known as Joe the Plumber, has publicly endorsed McCain. What do you think?

Young Man

Ethan Goodwiler,
Laborer
"Eh, I'm 10 times more the working stiff than that jerk. I mean, look at me. I'm harnessed to a wagon full of coal."

Black Man

Gerald Henslue,
Furnace Installer
"What was this guy's deal again? He was the king of the plumbers or something like that, right?"

Young Woman

Diedre Anderson,
Network Administrator
"You know, I really want to like people like Joe the Plumber, but they do a half-assed job fixing my plumbing, cut me off in traffic, and don't move an inch when their dog attacks mine at the park."

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