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American Voices

Friday, September 28, 2007

Utah Polygamist Convicted

Warren Jeffs, the leader of a polygamous Mormon splinter group, was found guilty of being an accomplice to rape for marrying a 14-year-old girl to a 19-year-old man. What do you think?

Young Woman

Tammy Karp,
Systems Analyst
"Is this that Romney guy everybody's talking about?"

Asian Man

Sig Carvel,
Ticket Taker
"Oh, come on. If I were to get convicted every time I was an accomplice to rape for marrying a 14-year-old to a 19-year-old, I would have been convicted exactly four times."

Old Man

Leonard McNulty,
Carpet Installer
"Also, they were first cousins. Just thought I'd throw that into the mix."

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