Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Veep's Daughter In Cocaine Video?
A self-described "friend" of Vice President Joe Biden's daughter Ashley is attempting to sell for $250,000 a video in which the 27-year-old purportedly does cocaine. What do you think?
George Furlong,
Humane Officer
“I don't get it. What's the hook here? Does she do cocaine really well? Is it an impressive amount of cocaine?”
Peggy Bryan,
Watch Assembly Inspector
“If she was snorting it through one of those pocket Constitutions that Kucinich hands out, I’ll go get my checkbook.”
Leon Walker,
Cabinetmaker
"Did you know there's a videotape of Richard Hilton's daughter Paris having sex?"
-
02.09.10
| Issue 46•06
Following last month's costly recall of 8.1 million vehicles due to an acceleration problem, Toyota will reportedly recall its latest hybrid Prius...
-
02.08.10
| Issue 46•05
Ten American missionaries were charged with kidnapping after trying to take 33 Haitian children—some orphans, some not—across the border to the...
-
02.05.10
| Issue 46•05
Citing the study's bad methodology, the British medical journal The Lancet retracted a 1998 paper that linked autism with the...
-
02.04.10
| Issue 46•05
Defense Secretary Robert Gates and Joint Chiefs of Staff Chairman Mike Mullen both spoke out in favor of Obama's call to lift the "don't ask, don't...
-
02.03.10
| Issue 46•05
After a dispute between Macmillan and Amazon over e-book pricing resulted in the retailer briefly removing all the publishing house's books from its...
-
02.02.10
| Issue 46•05
Due to financial constraints, NASA's plans to return to the moon are no longer in the Obama budget. What do you think?