Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Veep's Daughter In Cocaine Video?
A self-described "friend" of Vice President Joe Biden's daughter Ashley is attempting to sell for $250,000 a video in which the 27-year-old purportedly does cocaine. What do you think?
George Furlong,
Humane Officer
“I don't get it. What's the hook here? Does she do cocaine really well? Is it an impressive amount of cocaine?”
Peggy Bryan,
Watch Assembly Inspector
“If she was snorting it through one of those pocket Constitutions that Kucinich hands out, I’ll go get my checkbook.”
Leon Walker,
Cabinetmaker
"Did you know there's a videotape of Richard Hilton's daughter Paris having sex?"
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The outspoken CNN anchor announced Wednesday that he was resigning, effective immediately. What do you think?