The Onion

Thursday, March 8, 2007

Venezuelans Flee to Florida

Wealthy Venezuelans are leaving their home country for Florida in order to escape the economic policies of President Hugo Chavez. What do you think?

Young Man

Gavin Drexell,
Trophy Engraver
"If America is anything it's a land of opportunity for people who already have a shitload of money."

Old Woman

Marty Hoyt,
Scrap Metal Dealer
"I consider myself a pretty open-minded person, but I draw the line at having Latino immigrants in this country with more money than I have."

Black Man

Carrie Zapruder,
Web Coder
"At least they'll be able to afford nice rafts."

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