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Thursday, July 19, 2007

Wal-Mart Stocks Christian Toys

Starting next month, Wal-Mart will begin selling the One2believe line of Christian toys and action figures. What do you think?

Asian Man

Gary Phillips,
Lecturer
"Kids don't need fancy Christian toys. Nothing beats the wholesomeness of a paper airplane made from a page of the Bible."

Young Woman

Ashley Patrovic,
Sausage Maker
"Great, now my kid won't stop bugging me until I get him all 4 million pieces of the Noah's Ark action play set."

Old Woman

Lisa Jacobsen,
Key Maker
"Looks like they've finally found a way to get American Christians to shop at Wal-Mart."

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