Thursday, August 7, 2008
Wal-Mart Wants Republican President
Wal-Mart managers have reportedly been told by higher-ups that a Democratic president would lead to unions, less jobs, and less profits for their stores. What do you think?
Charlie London,
Paper Salesman
"I heard when he becomes president, Obama will completely outlaw 98-cent three-packs of socks."
Pat Hertz,
Cement Truck Operator
"It's true. We all know how Wal-Mart just barely squeaked by during the Clinton administration."
Selma Rogowski,
Photographer
"Did they have these conversations while on break? Ha! Trick question! Wal-Mart doesn't give breaks."
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