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Tuesday, March 6, 2007

Walter Reed Head Fired

Army Secretary Francis J. Harvey has resigned after an investigation found systemic outpatient care deficiencies at Walter Reed Army Medical Center. What do you think?

Asian Man

Irv Mendlesohn,
Contractor
"Now that they've gotten rid of their scapegoat I'm sure that everything will start getting better."

Young Woman

Erin Braylor,
Barista
"Well, it's good to see a rebuilding effort happening in at least one place where the military is."

Old Man

Terry Barnes,
Physical Therapist
"This whole support-the-troops mentality is really catching on among the top brass."

All American Voices

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