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Monday, May 5, 2008

Walters Had Affair With Senator

In an interview with Oprah Winfrey, Barbara Walters admitted that she had an affair with former U.S. Sen. Edward Brooke. What do you think?

Young Man

Walter Sanders,
Sewer Cleaner
"Of all the political figures she's interviewed over the years, I would've hoped she could have at least bedded Qaddafi."

Old Woman

Jessica Kupferberg,
Meteorologist
"I guess we can talk about it now that they're both pretty much dead."

Old Man

Dan Weaver,
Systems Analyst
"What's that? Someone got laid? Sweet."

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