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American Voices

Monday, October 19, 2009

Water Found On The Moon

The presence of water has been detected all over the surface of the moon by planetary geologists. What do you think?

Young Man

Tim Venitsky,
Systems Analyst
"Yes, but does the moon have peninsulas? Earth rules!!"

Old Woman

Agatha Smith,
Crossbar-Frame Wirer
"Thank God. I'm so thirsty from that long space ride."

Old Man

John Elke,
Larry-Car Operator
"A rat done bit my sister Nell, with water on the moon. Her face and arms began to swell, and water's on the moon."

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