The Onion

Monday, January 14, 2008

Weinsteins To Reach Deal With Writers

According to co-founder Harvey Weinstein, the Weinstein Company, one of the largest independent film companies in Hollywood, has struck a deal with striking writers. What do you think?

Black Man

Paul Ortiz,
Tailor
"Thank God. The Nanny Diaries 2 wasn't just going to write itself."

Young Woman

Reni Dauphin,
Systems Analyst
"Hooray for the Weinsteins, those selfless, trailblazing supporters of writers and all artists!"

Young Man

Jim Klaw,
Writer
"[Written response withheld until further notice from the WGA.]"

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