Monday, October 1, 2007
Western Gorilla Almost Extinct
According to the Western Conservation Union, the Western Gorilla is now closer than ever to global extinction. What do you think?
Chris Walther,
Systems Analyst
"That's an interesting fact, but how is the Fatmucket Clam doing?"
Maria Smith,
Professional Scrapbooker
"Is there an address where we can send bananas?"
Mike McDonnagh,
Rescue Diver
"Well, if Grape Ape was any indication, they weren't a very intelligent species, given their propensity riding on the roofs of cars."
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