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Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Whitney Houston To Release Comeback Album

Arista Records announced that in September pop diva Whitney Houston, singer of the song "I Will Always Love You," will release her first album of new songs in seven years. What do you think?

Old Man

John Baker,
School Teacher
"Welcome back, our dear, tea-hued nightingale."

Young Woman

Sara Haig,
Unemployed
"As a reckless American consumer, I plan to buy this album on my credit card and then not have enough money to pay my bill when it comes due."

Asian Man

Jim Watt,
Coal Miner
"A comeback album? I think not. Redemption is for the weak."

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