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American Voices

Friday, January 19, 2007

Wii, Water, Death

A California woman died of water intoxication while trying to win a Nintendo Wii during a radio station's water-drinking contest. What do you think?

Young Woman

Tabbitha Martin,
Fire Marshall
"I wish I believed in something enough to accidentally give my life for it."

Black Man

Chris Friedman,
Systems Analyst
"Get ready for the most ridiculous series of PSAs in history."

Young Man

Robert Lowe,
Dairy Farmer
"They should maybe donate that Wii to someone who really deserves it. Someone who wouldn't drink seven quarts of water for a video-game box."

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