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Friday, August 14, 2009

Would-Be Ford Assassin Released

After 34 years in prison, former Manson family member Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme was released from prison today. What do you think?

Young Woman

Paul Hart,
Systems Analyst
"Looks like Ford really dodged a bullet with that death of his a few years back."

Young Man

Leah Norton,
Radiologist
"I wish her well, though I have no idea what she will do on the outside. About the only employment she qualifies for is a small acting role in a John Waters film."

Black Man

Lee Frisco Hudgess,
Drifter
"It's just as Charles predicted. The prophecy of Squeaky’s imprisonment and release were encoded in the Beatles' "Savoy Truffle." Helter Skelter is nearly upon us!"

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