Friday, August 14, 2009
Would-Be Ford Assassin Released
After 34 years in prison, former Manson family member Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme was released from prison today. What do you think?
Paul Hart,
Systems Analyst
"Looks like Ford really dodged a bullet with that death of his a few years back."
Leah Norton,
Radiologist
"I wish her well, though I have no idea what she will do on the outside. About the only employment she qualifies for is a small acting role in a John Waters film."
Lee Frisco Hudgess,
Drifter
"It's just as Charles predicted. The prophecy of Squeaky’s imprisonment and release were encoded in the Beatles' "Savoy Truffle." Helter Skelter is nearly upon us!"
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