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American Voices

Monday, April 20, 2009

WTC Rebuild Delayed

Due to the office-space slump, it may take up to three decades to rebuild on the World Trade Center site. What do you think?

Young Man

Connor Breegan,
Systems Analyst
"Thirty years? Has anyone suggested giving up yet?"

Old Woman

Ellen Perroni,
Piano Teacher
"Oh, good, that will give them the opportunity to build that big memorial park the developers had argued would be a waste of money because the land is so valuable."

Old Man

Joe Horowitz,
Jack Strip Assembler
“Can they at least put up one of those ‘Coming Soon’ billboards in the meantime?”

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