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American Voices

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Xbox 360 Least Reliable

A study of repair records showed that the Xbox 360 was substantially less reliable than its competitors. What do you think?

Old Man

Stanley Morganstern,
Unemployed
"I just thought that Guitar Hero II always crashed because I was rocking so hard."

Young Woman

Cynthia Abernathy,
Thinner Sprayer
"Sure, but only if you use the same Xbox 360 every day. You should really be cycling through four or five of them."

Asian Man

Joseph Cummings,
Vacuum Cleaner Repairman
"Ha! I knew it! I've been telling people for years, and now everyone's going to have to listen to me and respect me."

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