The Onion

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

XM, Sirius To Merge

XM Satellite Radio Holdings Inc. and Sirius Satellite Radio announced a plan to merge the two companies. What do you think?

Young Woman

Kendra Peters,
Furnace Repairperson
"Cool. I didn't think I was paying enough for my service before."

Black Man

Krzysch,
Systems Analyst
"I'm just worried that Sirius' Top 40 station will be dropped in favor of XM's vastly inferior Top 40."

Young Man

Josh Bernstein,
Piano Tuner
"Until there's a satellite channel dedicated to a lonely statistician in Tacoma talking about his figurine collection, I'm sticking with ham radio."

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