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September 6, 2008 | Issue 44•36
No One On SWAT Team Wants To Wait In Ventilation Duct With Howard • Evolutionists Flock To Darwin-Shaped Wall Stain • Top Story On John McCain Run Out Of Obligation • Cheney Waits Until Last Minute Again To Buy Sept. 11 Gifts • INFOGRAPHIC: Protecting Our Banks
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September 5, 2008 | Issue 44•36
Evolutionists Flock To Darwin-Shaped Wall Stain • Evolutionists Flock To Darwin-Shaped Wall Stain • Top Story On John McCain Run Out Of Obligation • Cheney Waits Until Last Minute Again To Buy Sept. 11 Gifts • INFOGRAPHIC: Protecting Our Banks
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September 3, 2008 | Issue 44•36
Top Story On John McCain Run Out Of Obligation • Evolutionists Flock To Darwin-Shaped Wall Stain • Top Story On John McCain Run Out Of Obligation • Cheney Waits Until Last Minute Again To Buy Sept. 11 Gifts • INFOGRAPHIC: Protecting Our Banks
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September 1, 2008 | Issue 44•36
Cheney Waits Until Last Minute Again To Buy Sept. 11 Gifts • Evolutionists Flock To Darwin-Shaped Wall Stain • Top Story On John McCain Run Out Of Obligation • Cheney Waits Until Last Minute Again To Buy Sept. 11 Gifts • INFOGRAPHIC: Protecting Our Banks
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August 31, 2008 | Issue 44•35
Pedophile Nervous For First Day Of School • Juicer Infomercial Sweeps Early Morning Emmys • Obama Modifies 'Yes We Can' Message To Exclude Area Loser • Hummingbird Back At Feeder Again, Grandmother Reports • INFOGRAPHIC: Restaurants Struggle To Keep Customers
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August 30, 2008 | Issue 44•35
Juicer Infomercial Sweeps Early Morning Emmys • Juicer Infomercial Sweeps Early Morning Emmys • Obama Modifies 'Yes We Can' Message To Exclude Area Loser • Hummingbird Back At Feeder Again, Grandmother Reports • INFOGRAPHIC: Restaurants Struggle To Keep Customers
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August 27, 2008 | Issue 44•35
Obama Modifies 'Yes We Can' Message To Exclude Area Loser • Juicer Infomercial Sweeps Early Morning Emmys • Obama Modifies 'Yes We Can' Message To Exclude Area Loser • Hummingbird Back At Feeder Again, Grandmother Reports • INFOGRAPHIC: Restaurants Struggle To Keep Customers
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August 25, 2008 | Issue 44•35
Hummingbird Back At Feeder Again, Grandmother Reports • Juicer Infomercial Sweeps Early Morning Emmys • Obama Modifies 'Yes We Can' Message To Exclude Area Loser • Hummingbird Back At Feeder Again, Grandmother Reports • INFOGRAPHIC: Restaurants Struggle To Keep Customers
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August 23, 2008 | Issue 44•34
Superintendent Draws Up 'Dream School Board' Of All-Time Greats • Aaron Sorkin Announces New 'West Wing' Animated Series At SorCon • Basketball Rolls To Stop At Cheney's Foot • CDC Powerless To Stop Spread Of Virulent Mayonnaise-Borne Pathogen • INFOGRAPHIC: Chinese Doctoring Public Perception During Olympics
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August 22, 2008 | Issue 44•34
Aaron Sorkin Announces New 'West Wing' Animated Series At SorCon • Aaron Sorkin Announces New 'West Wing' Animated Series At SorCon • Basketball Rolls To Stop At Cheney's Foot • CDC Powerless To Stop Spread Of Virulent Mayonnaise-Borne Pathogen • INFOGRAPHIC: Chinese Doctoring Public Perception During Olympics
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