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December Named National Awareness Month

issue 4547 | 11.17.09

WASHINGTON—In an effort to combat what organizers are calling "our current epidemic of complete and utter obliviousness," the American...
BREAKING: U.S. Deports Lou Dobbs

issue 4546 | 11.11.09

WANTAGE, NJ—Acting on anonymous tips from within the Hispanic-American community, U.S. Customs and Border Protection officials deported Luis...
Congress Approves $500 Billion For Monument To Human Folly

issue 4545 | 11.03.09

WASHINGTON—"Our goal is to create a structure that, like the human race itself, is doomed from the outset and plagued by innate flaws that can...
U.S. Continues Quagmire-Building Effort In Afghanistan

issue 4544 | 10.27.09

KABUL, AFGHANISTAN—"We've spent a lot of time and money fostering the turmoil and despair necessary to make this a sustainable quagmire, and...
Nation's Morons March On Washington State

issue 4543 | 10.21.09

OLYMPIA, WA—"More government accountability, and transparency, and accountability!” shouted grade-A moron Tammy Caldwell, 37, addressing no...