Shirtless Biden Washes Trans Am In White House Driveway 05.05.09

WASHINGTON—"This baby just needs a little scrub down," said Biden, addressing a tour group as he tucked his sweat-covered top into the belt loop of his cutoff jean shorts. more»

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GM Covered With Giant Tarp Until It Has Money To Work On Cars Again 11.25.08

DETROIT—The General Motors Corporation announced Monday that it has covered its main production plant with a 500,000-square-foot blue tarp until it can get some revenue together to work on...
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Chrysler Names '83 LeBaron CEO 09.08.08

AUBURN HILLS, MI—Praising the vehicle's 25 years of experience, its proven dependability, and its 2.2-liter internal combustion engine, Chrysler announced Monday that it has appointed a 1983...
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Southwest Airlines Now Taking Passengers To Destinations By Shuttle Bus 04.14.08

DALLAS—In what the company is calling a "bold new leap" in comfort, convenience and overall quality of travel, Southwest Airlines announced Monday that it would be replacing its entire fleet...
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DOT Creates New Lane For Reckless Drivers 03.12.08

WASHINGTON—Secretary of Transportation Mary Peters unveiled a new $270 billion federal project Monday to build special lanes for dangerous and careless drivers on most major U.S. highways....
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GM Introduces New 2008 Line Of Layoffs 02.08.08

DETROIT—Calling it the automotive company's "toughest and longest-lasting" line of cutbacks to date, General Motors proudly unveiled its new 2008 model layoffs on Monday, bringing months of...
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Nation's Crumbling Infrastructure Probably Some Sort Of Metaphor 12.20.07

MINNEAPOLIS—The tragic Minneapolis bridge collapse that left 13 dead this August brought national attention to the country's crumbling infrastructure, forcing many to question whether the...
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30 Miserable Lives Lost In Greyhound Bus Crash 12.05.07

ALBANY, NY—In one of the most merciful disasters in recent years, a Greyhound bus traveling from Rochester to Albany, NY skidded into a ditch Tuesday, killing a dozen deadbeat fathers and...
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U.S. Postal Service Destroyed By Four Reckless Teens In Car 11.19.07

WASHINGTON—Millions of Americans and thousands of federal employees awoke Monday to find the national mail service in disarray after a group of rowdy teens on a joyride reportedly destroyed...
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