Sometimes, dreams do come true. Not this time, though. Buy this mediocre home and then imagine you live somewhere much, much better. Back deck with light wood rot an ideal place to fantasize about a superior domicile. Reference #45234536
This house is pretty cool. It can get a little hot in the summertime, but no big deal. It's kinda roomy. Has a nice deck. The kitchen isn't the biggest in the world, but it works. Anyway. You can have it if you want. Or not. Either way. Reference #965RMM
"It's exactly this sort of behavior that makes it harder for honest people like me to collect claims when our car is stolen and abandoned in a pasture near my brother's house before inexplicably bursting into flames just days after we upgrade our coverage.”
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