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"I have no idea what would drive a young person like Kip Kinkel to hate and kill. Unless, of course, it's his fruity-ass name."

June 03, 1998
Standardized Testing Bias

"I see no reason why any high-school senior shouldn't be able to answer questions about basic yachting terminology."

November 19, 1997

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Freshman Psych Student Diagnoses Roommate With Bipolar Disorder
PORTLAND, OR–In a breakthrough discovery Monday, Portland State University freshman and Psychology 101 student Steve Wenger diagnosed roommate Chad Doane with bipolar disorder.
Educational Puppet Pelted With Crayons
EVERETT, WA—In an attack denounced by teachers as "uncalled-for," Donny Dungarees was struck down with a barrage of crayons.
Fellow Dormmates Warned About Christian In 462
GAINESVILLE, FL—Sophomore Jeff Arnell said he first suspected his dormmate's faith in the Lord on Friday.

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December 06, 2000 | Issue 36•44
T.A. Spotted At Bar
September 15, 1999 | Issue 35•33
Guy On Couch A Friend From Out Of Town, Roommate Reports
November 25, 1998 | Issue 34•17

Frat-Guy Boyfriend Not Like The Other Frat Guys
November 06, 2002 | Issue 38•41
Report: School Shootings Help Prepare Students For Being Shot In Real World
August 30, 2007 | Issue 43•35
Study: Alligators Dangerous No Matter How Drunk You Are
May 10, 2006 | Issue 42•19

Teen Mortified After Winning Academic-Achievement Award

July 18, 2001 | Issue 37•24

Gym Teacher Secretly Hates Nerds

July 31, 2002 | Issue 38•27

U.S. High School Gets Raw End Of Student Exchange

April 06, 2005 | Issue 41•14

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Teach For America Chews Up, Spits Out Another Ethnic-Studies Major
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Freshman Psych Student Diagnoses Roommate With Bipolar Disorder
PORTLAND, OR–In a breakthrough discovery Monday, Portland State University freshman and Psychology 101 student Steve Wenger diagnosed roommate Chad Doane with bipolar disorder.

Educational Puppet Pelted With Crayons
EVERETT, WA—In an attack denounced by teachers as "uncalled-for," Donny Dungarees was struck down with a barrage of crayons.

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GAINESVILLE, FL—Sophomore Jeff Arnell said he first suspected his dormmate's faith in the Lord on Friday.

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Teach For America Chews Up, Spits Out Another Ethnic-Studies Major NEW YORK—Teach For America has devoured another ethnic-studies major, 24-year-old Andy Cuellen reported.

Freshman Psych Student Diagnoses Roommate With Bipolar Disorder PORTLAND, OR–In a breakthrough discovery Monday, Portland State University freshman and Psychology 101 student Steve Wenger diagnosed roommate Chad Doane with bipolar disorder.

Educational Puppet Pelted With Crayons EVERETT, WA—In an attack denounced by teachers as "uncalled-for," Donny Dungarees was struck down with a barrage of crayons.

Fellow Dormmates Warned About Christian In 462 GAINESVILLE, FL—Sophomore Jeff Arnell said he first suspected his dormmate's faith in the Lord on Friday.

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Teach For America Chews Up, Spits Out Another Ethnic-Studies Major
NEW YORK—Teach For America has devoured another ethnic-studies major, 24-year-old Andy Cuellen reported.

Freshman Psych Student Diagnoses Roommate With Bipolar Disorder
PORTLAND, OR–In a breakthrough discovery Monday, Portland State University freshman and Psychology 101 student Steve Wenger diagnosed roommate Chad Doane with bipolar disorder.

Educational Puppet Pelted With Crayons
EVERETT, WA—In an attack denounced by teachers as "uncalled-for," Donny Dungarees was struck down with a barrage of crayons.

Fellow Dormmates Warned About Christian In 462
GAINESVILLE, FL—Sophomore Jeff Arnell said he first suspected his dormmate's faith in the Lord on Friday.