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Retired Guy Working At A Hardware Store

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Donny tells some chump right where to get off when the idiot doesn't even have the sense to bring in the lid of the paint he wants another can of.

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Sure, they're quite festive-looking, and they certainly help to spread holiday cheer, but maybe it's time you got those antlers checked.

Kathy Griffin: Same Old Shit

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The relentless comedienne once again takes on Paris Hilton, Dr. Phil, and Paula Abdul.

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Sometimes in life, you just need to stop whatever you're doing and take a step back. Actually, maybe it's two steps back. Yeah, that's good. Keep going. The stars will let you know when you're far enough.

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