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Oprah Viewers Patiently Awaiting Instructions 09.09.98

CHICAGO—Approximately 60 million viewers are on standby, stationed in front of their TVs, awaiting further instruction from their leader. more»

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Nation's Music Snobs Protest Predictable Use Of Metallica, Pantera To Torture Prisoners 11.21.09

WASHINGTON—Amid continued reports detailing the CIA's use of loud music to torture detainees at Guantánamo Bay, pop-culture elitists from across the country gathered in the nation's capital...
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ABC Cancels 'Hank'

"The three-camera-and-laugh-track sitcom formula is so tired. ABC needs to make shows that exactly fit the one-camera-and-awkward-pause formula."

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Facebook, Twitter Revolutionizing How Parents Stalk Their College-Aged Kids 09.01.09

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U.S. Deports Lou Dobbs 11.12.09

WANTAGE, NJ—Acting on anonymous tips from within the Hispanic-American community, U.S. Customs and Border Protection officials on Wednesday deported Luis Miguel Salvador Aguila Dominguez,...
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Alternate-Universe Sci-Fi Channel Show Asks What Would Happen If Germany Lost War 11.09.09

NEW MUNICH—The new Sci-Fi Channel series Fallen Axis, which eerily depicts a world in which Germany actually lost the Second World War, premiered Tuesday evening to high ratings in an...
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1999 Collaboration Between Carlos Santana, Rob Thomas Somehow Standing Test Of Time 11.05.09

LOS ANGELES—Sources reported Monday that "Smooth," the 1999 collaborative effort of guitarist Carlos Santana and singer-songwriter Rob Thomas, has somehow persevered against all odds and...
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Cherokee Nation Makes Headlines As Fraction Of Actress's Bloodline 11.03.09

CHICAGO—The proud and ancient Cherokee Nation was thrust into the spotlight during a taping of The Oprah Winfrey Show this week, taking center stage as one-eighth of actress Cameron...
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Timeless Masterpiece Liked 10.28.09

SANTA CLARA, CA—City Lights, the eternal Charlie Chaplin classic heralded by film scholars as a poignant and seminal work of 20th-century comic realism, was reportedly enjoyed by...
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Travel Channel Blows Its 'Bed And Breakfasts Of New England' Wad 10.26.09

GARRETT, MD—After airing four consecutive days of programming devoted to mulled cider, antique weather vanes, and changing foliage, the Travel Channel effectively blew its New-...
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Protagonist Scrolls Intensely Through Microfilm 10.24.09

NEW HAVEN, CT—A headstrong young protagonist in way over her head visited the microfilm room of the New Haven Public Library Tuesday night in order to delve deeper into a riveting plotline...
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Leo Jul 23 - Aug 22

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The relentless comedienne once again takes on Paris Hilton, Dr. Phil, and Paula Abdul.

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