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King Of Pop Dead At 12 06.26.09

LOS ANGELES—Michael Jackson, a talented child performer known for his love of amusement park rides and his hobby of collecting exotic animals for his Neverland Ranch, died from sudden cardiac arrest Thursday at the age of 12....

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8 p.m. EDT/7 p.m. CDT

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