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"Eminem should win. On The Marshall Mathers LP, he makes some very trenchant points about sawing off his mom's tits with a chainsaw."

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Al Gore Caught Warming Globe To Increase Box Office Profits Environmental officials claimed that Gore's tire fire in Akron, OH was "completely out of line."

Martin Scorsese's Next Film To Be Three Hours Of Begging For Oscar NEW YORK—Abandoning his usual frenetic photography and rhythmic editing, Scorsese's film uses a single stationary shot of the director's onscreen plea.

New Oliver Stone 9/11 Film Introduces 'Single Plane' Theory NEW YORK—The controversial new film throws previous theories of multiple planes into serious doubt.

Citing Slow Summer Box Office, Hollywood Calls It Quits BURBANK, CA—Universal Studios joined DreamWorks SKG, Sony Pictures, Warner Bros., Paramount, and Fox Monday, when CEO Ron Meyer announced that the company is shutting down operations and ceasing all film production...

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Al Gore Caught Warming Globe To Increase Box Office Profits
Environmental officials claimed that Gore's tire fire in Akron, OH was "completely out of line."

Martin Scorsese's Next Film To Be Three Hours Of Begging For Oscar
NEW YORK—Abandoning his usual frenetic photography and rhythmic editing, Scorsese's film uses a single stationary shot of the director's onscreen plea.

New Oliver Stone 9/11 Film Introduces 'Single Plane' Theory
NEW YORK—The controversial new film throws previous theories of multiple planes into serious doubt.

Citing Slow Summer Box Office, Hollywood Calls It Quits
BURBANK, CA—Universal Studios joined DreamWorks SKG, Sony Pictures, Warner Bros., Paramount, and Fox Monday, when CEO Ron Meyer announced that the company is shutting down operations and ceasing all film production...