Disney Shutters Miramax
"That's good. I always thought it was bullshit that Disney got to hide behind Miramax every time they wanted to release a violent movie where Mickey beats the shit out of Pluto."
Friendship Between Caterpillar, Horse Exploited For Cheap Children's Book
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TV Listings
Congressional Bloopers
C-SPAN
3 a.m. EST/2 a.m. CST
On this episode, Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) accidentally votes for a bill to legalize machine guns, Orrin Hatch (R-UT) is caught saying he wouldn't mind if his grandchildren had a gay schoolteacher, and a window washer falls through a skylight.
Blowhole High
ANIMAL PLANET
8 p.m. EST/7 p.m. CST
In tonight's episode, Finny nails her choir solo, Big Blue wakes up on the day of the homecoming dance with a giant barnacle on his forehead, and Humpy cries herself to sleep wishing she had beautiful teeth instead of her ugly baleen.
