Onion Radio News

The Onion Radio News is a daily newscast from The Onion's award-winning news team, available online and at broadcast resolution from the Onion satellite news service to radio stations throughout the world.

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Onion Radio News affiliates receive 10 sixty-second newscasts weekly, a subscription to The Onion newsprint edition, and custom liners from Onion Radio News anchorman Doyle Redland. The Onion Radio News is market exclusive, depending on availability.

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