60http://tv.theonion.com/en-us2009 The Onion, Inc.The Onion News Network is the 24-hour cable TV news choice for billions of viewers in 811 countries. Now the hard-hitting, award-winning news you need is available anytime and anywhere you want. Subscribe and watch right now.http://www.theonion.com/content/video/breaking_news_all_online_dataOfficials confirm that all online data has been lost after the Internet crashed and was forced to restart.Business, News RoomNews RoomMon, 02 Jul 2007 20:01:52 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/breaking_news_all_online_data63609http://www.theonion.com/content/video/report_many_u_s_parentsDue to rising domestic wages, many American parents are saving money by using unregulated overseas workers.Business, News RoomNews RoomMon, 02 Jul 2007 20:01:07 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/report_many_u_s_parents63407http://www.theonion.com/content/video/u_s_department_of_lost_and_foundHave you lost something? The U.S. Department of Lost and Found helps Americans find their misplaced possessions.Local, ospanospanThu, 28 Jun 2007 01:01:55 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/u_s_department_of_lost_and_found63307http://www.theonion.com/content/video/tired_of_traffic_a_new_dot_reportThe Department of Transportation reports gridlock can be eliminated by simply honking your car's horn.Politics, News RoomNews RoomTue, 26 Jun 2007 02:05:00 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/tired_of_traffic_a_new_dot_report63152http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_kim_jong_ils_approvalPanelists discuss the political repercussions of a new poll showing Kim Jong-Il's approval rating at an all time low of 120%.International, In The KnowIn The KnowThu, 21 Jun 2007 01:01:14 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_kim_jong_ils_approval63055