60http://tv.theonion.com/en-us2009 The Onion, Inc.The Onion News Network is the 24-hour cable TV news choice for billions of viewers in 811 countries. Now the hard-hitting, award-winning news you need is available anytime and anywhere you want. Subscribe and watch right now.http://www.theonion.com/content/video/study_multiple_stab_wounds_may_beRepeatedly stabbing monkeys with sharpened objects may have an adverse effect on their health, according to a new study.Business, News RoomNews RoomMon, 16 Jul 2007 20:01:39 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/study_multiple_stab_wounds_may_be63894http://www.theonion.com/content/video/u_s_department_of_lost_and_found_0If you've lost something, the U.S. Dept. of Lost and Found can help you find it. This week's featured items: a flip flop and a book.ospanospanThu, 12 Jul 2007 02:05:00 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/u_s_department_of_lost_and_found_063741http://www.theonion.com/content/video/live_from_congress_rep_ingersollsCongressman Robert Ingersol (R-SC) reads detailed report in the House of Representatives on his recent killing of a hobo.Politics, ospanospanThu, 05 Jul 2007 01:19:58 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/live_from_congress_rep_ingersolls63512http://www.theonion.com/content/video/breaking_news_all_online_dataOfficials confirm that all online data has been lost after the Internet crashed and was forced to restart.Business, News RoomNews RoomMon, 02 Jul 2007 20:01:52 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/breaking_news_all_online_data63609http://www.theonion.com/content/video/report_many_u_s_parentsDue to rising domestic wages, many American parents are saving money by using unregulated overseas workers.Business, News RoomNews RoomMon, 02 Jul 2007 20:01:07 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/report_many_u_s_parents63407