60http://tv.theonion.com/en-us2009 The Onion, Inc.The Onion News Network is the 24-hour cable TV news choice for billions of viewers in 811 countries. Now the hard-hitting, award-winning news you need is available anytime and anywhere you want. Subscribe and watch right now.http://www.theonion.com/content/video/time_releases_annual_list_ofTime Magazine's eagerly anticipated annual list of the 299 million least influential Americans hits newsstands this week.Entertainment, News RoomNews RoomMon, 23 Jul 2007 20:01:26 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/time_releases_annual_list_of64171http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_are_our_childrenPanelists discuss a new report that found only 84% of education funding goes to teaching children about whales.Science & Technology, In The KnowIn The KnowThu, 19 Jul 2007 01:01:40 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_are_our_children64032http://www.theonion.com/content/video/study_multiple_stab_wounds_may_beRepeatedly stabbing monkeys with sharpened objects may have an adverse effect on their health, according to a new study.Business, News RoomNews RoomMon, 16 Jul 2007 20:01:39 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/study_multiple_stab_wounds_may_be63894http://www.theonion.com/content/video/u_s_department_of_lost_and_found_0If you've lost something, the U.S. Dept. of Lost and Found can help you find it. This week's featured items: a flip flop and a book.ospanospanThu, 12 Jul 2007 02:05:00 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/u_s_department_of_lost_and_found_063741http://www.theonion.com/content/video/live_from_congress_rep_ingersollsCongressman Robert Ingersol (R-SC) reads detailed report in the House of Representatives on his recent killing of a hobo.Politics, ospanospanThu, 05 Jul 2007 01:19:58 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/live_from_congress_rep_ingersolls63512