60http://tv.theonion.com/en-us2009 The Onion, Inc.The Onion News Network is the 24-hour cable TV news choice for billions of viewers in 811 countries. Now the hard-hitting, award-winning news you need is available anytime and anywhere you want. Subscribe and watch right now.http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_candidates_competePanelists discuss the "idgit," or idiot, voter -- the unpredictable, uninformed demographic that invariably decides elections.Politics, In The KnowIn The KnowThu, 16 Aug 2007 01:01:59 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_candidates_compete65260http://www.theonion.com/content/video/gays_too_precious_to_risk_inGen. McBrayer discusses how valuable homosexuals are, and why we must never put their lives at risk by allowing them in the military.Politics, News RoomNews RoomMon, 13 Aug 2007 20:01:49 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/gays_too_precious_to_risk_in65102http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_should_we_be_shamingOur panelists discuss whether taunting and insults would be an effective strategy to help America's obese children lose weight.Science & Technology, Health, In The KnowIn The KnowThu, 09 Aug 2007 01:01:50 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_should_we_be_shaming64948http://www.theonion.com/content/video/human_head_found_in_hamburgerAn Albany, New York man was surprised to find a human head in his Double Whopper at a local Burger King.Business, News RoomNews RoomMon, 06 Aug 2007 20:01:04 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/human_head_found_in_hamburger64749http://www.theonion.com/content/video/live_from_congress_rep_hardyRep. Juliana Hardy's resolution would provide a well-deserved night on the town for her and best friend Rep. Lisa Jean Conroy.Politics, ospanospanThu, 02 Aug 2007 01:01:20 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/live_from_congress_rep_hardy64589